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Warning: NEW VIRUS

There is a new virus -- code name is "work". If you receive "work"
from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not
touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your
private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow
these steps:

1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to
the nearest pub.

2. Order three drinks and after repeating 14 times, you will find
that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends.

Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you
are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your
whole life.

PS: I have the anti-virus programme called Skive if anyone is interested.

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