Canadian Temperature Guide


50° Fahrenheit (10° C) - Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) - Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0° C) - American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) - New York City landlords finally turn on theheat, Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) - Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door todoor.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73°C) - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) - Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) - Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) - Hell freezes over, Leafs win Stanley Cup.

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