Piadinha Geek


Subject: Smart card

By the time the process of changing to smart card for all residents in USA is
completed, it is possible that the following happens:

One day our HK ID card might end up like this..................


Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on...... 6102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Smith you're calling from 17 Jalloran St.
Your home number is 40942366, your office 7645 2302 and your mobile is 014
266 2566. Which number are you calling from?
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?" Operator : "We are
connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Chicken Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Chicken
Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then,
how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir.
The total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit
card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last
year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing
loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached
your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash
ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " Wat!"
Operator : "According to the details in system , you own a
Scooter,...registration number E1123..."
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th
July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3
free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records
you're also diabetic....... "


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