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AP News Report - Lubbock, Texas - A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps womens breasts from jiggling and prevents nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.

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tô passando mal de rir aqui

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